funny tots

think abt it..

do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why do donuts have holes?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
What's the opposite of opposite?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

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