Wednesday, January 12, 2005

get a engineer bf!

saw this somewhere...read read!!

Advantages of having an engineer boyfriend :

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a
secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a
comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly
apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed
on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living
in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate
anunimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain
really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that
they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how
they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So
even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if
they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct
method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of
happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will just keep
on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to
control your spending,
The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will
operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make
engineers believe that
you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their
project and they will
be hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your
trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest
of the others -
The lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your
money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably
just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to
have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about
that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever
find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you,
has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.

hehe...so ya...go get urself a engineer bf! shoooo..hehe..jorene...*hint hint*

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