My teaRs fEll fOr yOu`________x

My teaRs fEll fOr yOu`________x

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men
are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after their
money.

7. The handsome men without money are after
our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money,
are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest in us when
we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into
something
you'd like to have dinner with."


hm....u all agree??? i dunno..=x